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The Jew’s Tale
I wanted to get my watch fixed before I hung myself. The battery had run out weeks before, and I hadn’t the energy to replace it. Nor the money. And then I worked all month painting walls, loading trucks and folding shirts until the holidays came. I made some deliveries and held a sign on [...]
The Procreant
Intimate Relationship #9.5 is pregnant. She informed me of this while we were eating lunch at a diner in West Hollywood.
“We’re due in February!”
“Wow,” I said. “That’s great.”
“I can’t wait to tell my parents!”
“I’m sure they’ll be thrilled.”
There I was talking to someone I’d known for years, someone I’d lived with and been in a [...]
Praise Monkey
J- was sitting at his desk, at home, struggling, typing a report for The Patent Office when he heard a knock on his door. Must be my elderly neighbor, he assumed. Asking me to carry his groceries up the stairs again. I’ll have to talk to the building manager. Can’t have these disturbances while I [...]